stupid shit hansen says.

What is boysenberry syrup made from?

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Hansen

Hansen is a philanthropist

Hansen: Let’s dress up as superheroes and do nice things for people; like mow their lawns.

If you run fast enough you can go through walls

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My stomach is digesting itself

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I’ll buy you a prostitute if you come visit me

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Hansen

Buddha’s hairless

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Dude do you know what I want to do….Get hella drunk and write an essay

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Hansen

Celine: Smiles are priceless

Hansen: I’m priceless!

Is the vagina a muscle?

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Hansen

I feel like if I drink too much alcohol I’ll die

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Hansen